I'm officially a male cougar...

Recently I went to a nightclub for the first time in a long time. Now, before I continue, I just want to verify what I consider a nightclub to be. My usual night at a "bar" usually consists of going to a pub where I can converse with friends, sing some tunes on a karaoke night or see a live band play. It's been forever and a day since I've gone to a full fledged night club with bass heavy dance/r n'b/hip hop tunes pounding out of the speakers. Now, back to the narrative...

I wound up at this nightclub towards the end of a night of bumping into random people and going on an impromptu pub crawl. Well, moments after arriving at this said night club, my two friends and I headed out to the patio to get some fresh air. Within minutes, this really cute Asian girl with cool black glasses approached me and we started chatting it up. She asked me to dance so we headed to the dance floor. We soon start grinding and making out like the plane was going down. This girl wasn't too shy, grabbing my ass and my crotch like Oprah Winfrey grabbing a hoagie. So me, being the perfect gentleman, groped back in return. After a few tunes, we headed back to the patio to chat it up some more. It is at this point where my night (with her, at least) ended. It was the TSN Turning Point. The conversation went something like this...

Asian Girl: So, how old are you?
Me: 33.
Asian Girl: Oh... [a few seconds of silence]...
Me: Well how old are you?
Asian Girl: 22.
Me: Well, it could be a lot worse.
Asian Girl: [silence]
Me: So I guess that's the deal breaker, eh?
Asian Girl: Um, yeah.
Me: Well, it's been a slice! Cheers!

JJ Ramone: Exit, Stage Left.

Too funny.