Wednesday, April 06, 2005

JJ's Classic Story of ALL Time

Okay, since I am not afraid to make an ass of myself, and I really don't take myself that seriously, I shall divulge my best story ever. However, I will change the names of the two people involved since I really don't think they recall these events. Well, here we go...

This past summer, a bunch of us went out to nightspot and we tore it up pretty good. Well, after the bar closed a girl I shall call "Susan," a guy I shall call "Dennis" and myself went to Susan's apartment to have a couple more drinks. Well, Dennis started passing out in the living room and Susan disappeared for a while, so I went to check on her to see if she's ok. I go into her room and we start making out and fooling around a bit. A few minutes later, our pants are off and we start fooling around a bit more. Well, Dennis stumbles into the room and passes out at the foot of the bed, so Susan and I stop what we were doing for a bit. After seeing that Dennis was passed out, Susan and I continued to make out and fool around some more. Well, I looked down and saw that Dennis was reviving a little bit and I saw that he was caressing Susan's leg. I kind of brushed it off and carried on making out with Susan. Suddenly I feel this hand on my cock, and I'm getting a hand job. I was really starting to dig this, so I decided to get my fingers wet, so to speak. Well, at this point it dawned on me that the way Susan was positioned that it would be very hard for her to have her hand on my cock... not impossible, but difficult nonetheless. Then all of a sudden, the hand let go of my cock and brushed by my leg. At this point, I was kind of startled because I DID NOT KNOW IF I GOT A HANDJOB FROM SUSAN OR FROM DENNIS!!!!!.

I haven't brought up this night with either person since it happened. To this day I still do not know whose hand was on my cock. So I may or may not have had my first homosexual experience. It's one of those things that I think is better not to know. Ignorance is definitely bliss sometimes. This is one mystery that will never be solved, and I'm content with that because I really hope the worst-case scenario is not what actually happened.

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